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You: hari ini puasa looooh
Stranger: wat
You: eh ganteng deh wekekeke
Stranger: 0_0
You: kenalan doong
Stranger: lol
You: ih sombong deh
Stranger: i agree
You: kok setuju? setuju nikah?
You: hey sayaaaang
You: godai aku dong
Stranger: a little bit
You: ih kok gak nyambung sih cinta?
Stranger: no
You: kenapa tidak? ayolah pangeran tampanku tersayang terimut termanis di dunia
Stranger: yea true
You: benar kenapa? wuih gila narsis
Stranger: yea how embarrassing i know
You: wah ngerti bahasa indonesia?
Stranger: no
You: gak nyambung lu
Stranger: hey c'mon no need to be disrespectful
You: apa pula artinya?
Stranger: yea
You: ya ye yaye
Stranger: :)
You: genit feh
You: *deh deng
You: peluk erat tubuhkuuuuu
You: sentuhlah jemariku
You: rebahkan sayap-sayap patahmu UOOOUOOOO
You: dan terbanglah bersamaku
You: tuk melintasi langit ke tujuh
You: bawalah aku ke alam damaimu UUUUUUUU
You: eh nonton soulnation gak? beliin tiketnya dong 2 yang buat hari sabtu
dan lagi: tapi yang ini malah dapet orang indones
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Stranger: hallo
You: hari ini puasa gak?
Stranger: puasa donk
Stranger: gw gitu lho...
You: ohahah kirain bule
Stranger: hahahaha.. indonesia dah emang
You: pengennya ngerjain orang padahal. ckck malu
Stranger: ngapain?? nungguin buka?
Stranger: puasa-puasa ngerjain orang.. dosa tuh
Stranger: batal ntar puasanya
You: haha kan iseng bukan bermaksud menghina
You: lagian bosen dari tadi gak ngapa ngapain
Stranger: hehe... iya juga kali ya
You: wkwk cewek apa cowok?
Stranger: wah.. coba tebak.. cowok atau cewek...
You: hm netral -..-
Stranger: wah.. mantab...
Stranger: lo sekolah atau kuliah atau udah gawe?
You: sekolah dong haha jadi cewek apa cowok?
Stranger: penasaran banget ya..
You: iyalah haha
Stranger: wah.. kalo gw bilang gw cewek.. atau cowok.. emang lo bakal percaya?
You: apa aja boleh yang penting happy
You: haha gak nyambung
You: ya percaya gak percaya tergantung wkw
Stranger: tergantung apaan?
You: feeling haha jadi cewek apa cowok lama bet
Stranger: =))
You: yaudah anak mana
Stranger: anak jkt.. tapi sekarang tinggal di bandung
You: oh kuliah?
Stranger: ga.. masih sekolah
You: oh gitu yaudah ya mau ngerjain orang dulu bye
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dan lagi: gak mau nyerah dapet tapi orangnya tempramental, ampun bos
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You: puas gakkkkkkk????????????????????????
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u korean?
You: bukan! bekasi!
Stranger: what the fuck ganna say?
You: wedeh gaul bahasanya
Stranger: could you speak english?
Stranger: if you don't want ' go fuck ur mom okay?
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cari lagi, tapi yang ini.....
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Stranger: hi 16 male usa horny as hell
You: oh ya libido saya juga tinggi (ini bukan sungguhan oke murni keisengan belaka)
You: ngakak anjir
Stranger: MIAMI BITCH!
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lagi tapi sekarang sok sok jadi anak gaul yo mamen yo wecap men???
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You: hai kawan kawan
Stranger: hi'
Stranger: wats up
Stranger: m ?
You: yo good mamen
Stranger: uuuuuu
Stranger: me is male
You: oh yeah i am a lady yo
Stranger: wanna dirty talk
You: what is dirty talk you wana talk in walkie talkie
You: gak nyambung
Stranger: sexy talk
You: yeah wanna try
Stranger: r u virgin
You: yess keep it
Stranger: dont u feel sex
You: nononono i'll do it with my future husband
You: kapan kapan tapi
You: wey jawab wey
Stranger: u know i lost it
Stranger: there is nothing in it
You: i dont understand
Stranger: from were u r ?
Stranger: i dont understand ur lang.....
You: from venus -.-
You: i mean south east asia
Stranger: hav u read john gray novel
You: who is he, i've never heard that name before
You: w0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0YyYyyyYYY
Stranger: ?
You: sudahlah capek awa bye dadah sayangku cintaku permata hatiku
Stranger: wat is this ?
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yah sudahlah intinya saya hanya bercanda dan bermaksud mangisi waktu untuk menunggu bedug azan magrib. talking talking, gue belom shalat sama sekali!!!!! oh my God, betapa berdosanya hambamu ini ya Allah. yah sudah aku berniat shalat magrib nanti doakan ya biar bisa shalat dag kawan kawan sekalian
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